Video: Henry Kissinger puts 100,000 people to sleep in Chongqing

We haven't heard much about this, but Henry Kissinger was a special guest last week at CPC darling Bo Xilai's massive Red Songs celebrations! He even gave a small speech to the gathered masses. In usual form, Kissinger, approximately one million years old, appeared on the verge of sleep as he delivered this absolutely impossible-to-understand address. Mostly we suggest you watch it for the expression on the face of the guy taking notes behind him.

Kissinger comes on for about 45 seconds at 2:10. See if you can make out what he says. We can't find this speech anywhere on the internet, and the only words I can make out are "astonished" and "I congratulate you."

The rest of the video mostly just consists of Bo Xilai oozing charisma all over everybody's smiling faces.